bernadettepeters: wow i just picture bernadette sitting in her house thinking to herself like “wow. i am the classiest motherfucker.”
Spice Girls: YO-
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guys: uh why do girls care so much about being skinny? it's so annoying
guys: ew fat chicks
guys: why do girls care so much about shopping and romance and nail polish lol so annoying
guys: ew crazy butch lesbian manly feminazis why can't they act more feminine lol
guys: why do girls wear makeup they look so much better without it
guys: oh i'm so sorry are you sick? tired? dying?
guys: haha girls suck at math/science/sports
guys: a girl who does math/science/sports? well? get back in the kitchen that shits not gonna get you a husband
guys: why are girls so sensitive when we look at their boobs or something c'mon with that top you're asking for it
guys: oh my god a gay guy just hit on me how fucking disgusting what a creeper doesn't he have any boundaries?
EVERY GODDAMN DAY.
Head Canon: Maggie Smith is actually a cat.
I want a law made that every Broadway Production...
Always. (Not my dream, why not!?)