"They can knock us down, make their laws, but they'll never drown out our applause"

Hi! I'm Jess!

I have a phobia of gore-related things. If I follow you, please tag it, or I will probably cry.

I you follow me, and you ever need something tagged, that isn't. I will gladly do that for you.

I love you, but did you snivellously just reblog me saying that someone was following me….?

But you didn’t just get them as a follower! I don’t understand you! Are you fangirling my followers too? What…….? And you just said you were team Karen! You told me that like yesterday!

 I love Megan Hilty! We’re married in my mind. I’m also married to Keegan and Juno Temple… And Mary is my fiance’….

You know what? I can’t even say anything about this, because I reblogged Rose’s post a while ago about how she ‘just ate a sandwich’ and ‘it was a good sandwich’ and I was like ‘OMIGOD THAT WAS THE BEST SANDWICH EVER!’

 So, you continue reblogging my random Snucius shipping from the other day, and then… later I’ll eat your lunch? NOM NOM NOM Pop Tarts.

Why is Megan Hilty so beautiful? Like, who is allowing her to exist? Who approved this? I bet it was corporate… Merlin’s cats!

I love you, by the way…